The Best Way To Make Money As A Writer
Before writing a letter to someone, say a private note folded over once and slid across the counter towards an unsuspecting bank teller, be sure you know exactly what you want to say.
I’m the Guy Double-Dipping My Chip at the Company Banquet
But while I’m here, half-eaten chip in hand with queso dripping on the lower part of my clip-on tie, let me confess all of my in-office sins to you.
I Didn’t Lose My Cool in the Chick-fil-A Drive-Thru
In other moments, times I’m alone, I would possibly (probably?) have said out loud “What the firecracker are you doing?” to the guy, not directly, but also not with the word firecracker.
Gain 10 Times as Many Readers With These 5 Methods
This isn’t brain surgery, guys. Getting more people to follow you as if you were a blogging cult leader isn’t difficult. I’ve discovered five ways to go about getting people to think you’re a good writer. No. Scratch that. A great writer.
The Woman In the Elevator With You Doesn’t Need Your Conversation
So you’ve found yourself in an elevator with a woman you don’t know. That’s fine. Avoid saying these 10 things at all costs. Or maybe just take the stairs. Work on your glutes.
To The Person Who Only Clapped 7 Times for My Article
Here’s the thing: I need claps that end with a 0 or 5. I just do. Am I being a bit too particular? Maybe. Are you a selfish jerk who was raised without the proper balance of generosity in your heart? Likely.
Trump Wants Chick-fil-a Open on Sundays
Chick-fil-a has traditionally been closed on Sundays in order to allow their employees the opportunity to go to church and spend time with families. Trump wants to change that. “I’ve been to Chick-fil-a. They’re good people. Wonderful people. I have a lot of friends, I mean a lot of friends there. In fact, I used to own a dairy farm with cows. Cows just like the Chick-fil-a cows. They’re wonderful cows.”
